Auto-play survival guide
How to automate disappointment responsibly.
What auto-play is
Auto-play is for players who looked at "click spin again" and thought: I wish this were a cron job. The game runs on a rhythm while you doom-scroll, hydrate, or explain to your cat why neon roulette is "research."
The two commandments
- Set a loss limit — Pick a number you can watch evaporate without filing a manifesto.
- Remember you opted in — The AI is not sneaking bets from your pocket; you pressed the shiny button.
Pacing is a personality trait
| Style | Vibe |
|---|---|
| Chill | Slower loops, more time to regret calmly |
| Rapid | Maximum sensory overload, minimum dignity |
Neither setting includes skill. That is not a bug; it is the entire genre.
Touch grass (literally or figuratively)
Stand up between sessions. Water. Air. The cruel knowledge that the sun does not care about your streak.
When to stop
- You are refreshing history like it is a stock ticker.
- You narrate losses in the third person.
- You used the word "due" unironically.