Frequently Asked Questions
Answers you will resent because they are honest.
Is this real gambling?
It is real in the sense that your patience is tested. Credits are for fun on this site; we are not running a back-alley IPO. Treat it like a video game that insults you.
Is the AI smart?
The AI is determined, which is not the same thing. It does not have insider information, a lucky rabbit's foot, or a PhD in your bank account. It is automation wearing sunglasses.
Why demo mode?
Because iframes, previews, and "I just want to click buttons" exist. Demo mode gives you fake money and a fake address so you can experience full emotional depth without involving MetaMask's judgmental UI.
How do deposits work?
You convert enthusiasm into credits through the flow in the app. Details live in Wallets & credits. Spoiler: still not a side hustle.
What is auto-play?
A feature for people who want to lose money with scheduling. You set limits because we are not monsters—we are monsters with guardrails. See Auto-play survival.
Does the progressive jackpot mean I will get rich?
It means a number on screen goes up and hope gets a cardio workout. See Jackpot math theater before buying yachts in your head.
Who built this?
Chaos, caffeine, and questionable priorities. For official finger-pointing, see Contact.
Why are you like this?
Brand guidelines say: snarky but not cruel. We punch up at luck, not at you. Unless you deserve it. You know who you are.