Terms of Snark (Terms of Use)

1. The deal

By using ImWinning, you agree that you are here for entertainment, not for life-altering financial strategy. If you are under the legal age to use gambling-style entertainment where you live, leave. We are flattered, but no.

2. Not advice

Nothing on this site is investment, legal, tax, or relationship advice. If you make a decision based on a joke we told about roulette, that is a you problem, and we will nod respectfully from a safe distance.

3. Credits & wallets

Game credits are a product feature for fun. Wallet connections may be offered for flavor and flow; implementation details can change. Do not send real funds you cannot afford to treat as already gone.

4. AI behavior

Automated play and "AI" features are for show and convenience. They do not guarantee outcomes, profits, or a good hair day.

5. Disclaimers of warranties

The site is provided as is, like a thrift-store tuxedo: stylish, possibly cursed. We disclaim warranties to the fullest extent allowed by law.

6. Limitation of liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, ImWinning and its people are not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages, including but not limited to hurt feelings after a bad beat.

7. Changes

We can update these terms when reality shifts. Continued use means you noticed or did not notice—either way, hi.

8. Contact

See Contact for how to reach a human-shaped process.

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